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Out Of The Woods

What is the fascination with Sasquatch? I’m not certain I understand the Yeti fever. First, I would argue that I’ve seen Sasquatch time and again on Match.com. Because apparently a girl like me only attracts men the size of trucks covered in fur coats. So, I’m not sure why it’s considered such a rare sighting.

Is it because he is wandering in the elements, in the cold? Or the notion that he is not wearing pants and enjoys a cat hors d’oeuvre from time to time? I don’t know. But I can’t tell you that watching TV shows that interview parodies of people to verify the presence of the elusive Big Foot, does nothing to legitimize his presence. Mostly, it makes me google “effects of glue sniffing in cabin life”.